My Favorite: An Orange County lady calls 911 and demands that the police enforce her cheeseburger order at Burger King.

Dumb-ass 911 caller: You’re supposed to be here to protect me

Dispatch: Ma’am “We’re not gonna go down there and enforced your Western bacon hamburger.” 

Go to Huffington Post to see the rest of these insane 911 calls and vote on which is your favorite.