“X-rated is not the same as porn”

On Sunday Britain’s  Home Secretary, Jacqui Smith had to apologize for her hubby’s torrid entertainment choices after it was revealed that five X-rated movies were charged to her parliamentary expense account. Ah, but no worries it was a mistake, because:  

“X-rated is not the same as porn,” the spokewoman said, refusing to elaborate. She spoke anonymously in line with government policy and would not release the names of the X-rated movies.

There you have it, a defense we could expect from our perverted politicos. Maybe we should take a lesson from the UK’s play book. Turns out they have their own anti-sleaze watchdog group, maybe they can keep an eye on the hubby while he’s in the doghouse.