Yes folks the Cats in the kettle at the Peking Moon and we are so broke as a Nation we sold out the last thing of value we had to China, our name.

Source: The Huffington Post – Andy Borowitz

In a landmark deal that could provide much-needed cash to America’s anemic economy, China agreed today to acquire the naming rights to the U.S. for a reported $1.4 trillion.

The deal, which is expected to be signed by President George W. Bush and Chinese president Hu Jintao sometime before Inauguration Day on January 20, was hailed today by Mr. Bush as a “win-win” for both countries.

“We get 1.4 trillion dollars, and all we have to do is change our name to ‘Panda Garden,'” Mr. Bush told reporters at the White House.

Geez, we still don’t have enough to bail-out Wall Street, the Big 3 and all of the other companies Cheney owns stock in. Now there is an idea, has anybody asked Cheney for a loan?