“If they legalize gay marriage in all 50 states in my lifetime, I’ll get a Billy Ray Cyrus tattoo on my butt to go with the Hannah Montana one.” 

This moment of clarity spoken by the born-again Christian Steven Baldwin. Nothing like having a family portrait tattooed on your ass. I’m not sure what that has to do with gay marriage but, maybe he should have made good on his original promise to leave the country if Obama was elected.

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