Source: The Arizona Republic

The two biggest mysteries since the Bush regime has been in power have been solved: the 47-story World Trade Center Building 7 collapse on 9/11 and the perpetrator of the October 2001 anthrax attacks. And it only took them seven years to do it!

In early August, the FBI announced that they knew who did the anthrax attacks. A mad scientist in the bioweapons labs. But, unfortunately, he “killed himself” before any evidence or a trial could determine his guilt. Case closed.

Last week, the final report and conclusion about the Building 7 collapse by the National Institute of Standards and Technology found that a “new phenomenon” caused this massive building to collapse perfectly in just under seven seconds. It said that never before in history has this “phenomenon” occurred and never before had a steel-framed building collapsed due to fire.

So there you have it, America. Both mysteries conveniently solved. No need to question either of these anymore. Just go about your business.

The “truth” is always much stranger than fiction. – Nick Scotto, Glendale