Another example of truth being stranger than fiction. Stinking Drunk? You Betcha! You just can’t make this stuff up. “The canines appeared oblivious Wednesday to the good their well-placed doo did”. That’s right doo as in doggy doo. 
DURHAM – Police found a man accused of drunkenly driving into a yard by following a trail left after he walked away through droppings left by the resident’s dogs.
Luckily for police, two of McDonald’s four dogs — a Great Pyrenees named Comet and a chow named Snowball — use the yard as their dumping grounds. And when the driver stepped out of his car, he left a fresh shoe print in a pile of droppings and an odoriferous trail down Channing Avenue, said Durham police Sgt. Dale Gunter.
This story would be a great episode for Cops and while we’re at it we can re-write the theme song. 
Bad Boys, Bad Boys, what’s that on your shoe. Smelling like that no-body’s coming after you, Bad Boys, Bad Boys. Sing it with me now…Okay, Okay, Let’s not give the criminals any ideas. We all know it took them a while to catch on to the sneakers with the lights in the soles. Remember those?, I think you have to be 3 now to have them.
Another song just came to mine, some old Frank Zappa,”Watch out where the Husky’s go and don’t you eat that yellow snow”. 
Charlotte Observer’s Version: Misstep in a pile of dog, uh, evidence leads to Durham DWI arrest.
I can’t wait to see if this story goes national.
